Everybody Hates Ovett and Chris

We lost a game against the worst team ever this week-end and it was entirely Christina Quinn’s and Ovett “Like Corvette without the Muscle” Edwards’ fault.

The game began somewhat like other games. Ovett “Like Corvette without the muscle” Edwards took an early penalty and despite that we got out of our end and Chris “this team would be better if everybody played like me, Ovett when he used to be good and Cory” McCunn scored a try that seemed like an individual effort but I may be wrong.

Remember that time I wrote that we are nearly unbeatable with a lead? We played Sherbrooke like we were completely unsure of what we were doing. We’ve been trying to play the exact same game plan for two or more years now and we still wait until half time to get our acts together every game.

We were down two points at half-time and completely fell apart for 30 minutes after the half letting those French %^&& () from &^^( (&^$ nowhere walk all over us. I know a high school kid that would’ve been the best tackler we had out there.

For a time at the end we pulled it together but it was too little, far too late, and we lost the game 24-12. Some of you might wonder why I don’t always post the score or mention that we won. It’s because we go out there to do no less than to play our best and win the game and that result should not need mentioning; the losses are the exceptions, the losses are news.

Roger Dodger decided to talk to the two infamous players at the same time this week, in interview we have Christina Quinn and Ovett “like corvette without the muscle” Edwards:

Roger Dodger: So did you guys like put a bet down on Sherbrooke before you played this game because if you each made ten thousand dollars that might justify the loss.

Christina Quinn: Hey it’s over, this stuff happens we’ll take the lesson and move on.

Corvette without the Muscle: Hey why don’t you go *^%$ yourself Roger

RD: I’m sorry that was a little rough but let me ask you a hypothetical question. If you guys lose to the worst team in the league what does that make you guys?

CQ: Roger you’re walking a fine line between and b!tch slap and an a$$ kicking

CWM: Ditto.

RD: You guys are right it’s a little too soon to joke about it I guess, on a serious note did you guys both get tackling lessons from Scott Gill because I haven’t seen somebody get out of the way so fast since I watched a bullfight in Spain.

CQ: I’m outta here this interview is over.

CWM: You know Roger we didn’t exactly put our best foot forward as a club, despite any shortcomings I may have as a player it takes 15 guys to win a game.

RD: Is that the kind of thing you tell yourself when you and CQ lose Beaconsfield a game. Next time why don’t you cut the new-age psycho babble and put your shoulder into one of those guys running at the try line, you might win a game.

CWM: Jerk!

RD: I know you are but what am I?

CWM: I’m leaving

RD: Not without me

CWM: You should have thought about that before making fun of your ride home.

RD: This interview is over once again