The Hi Five (in roman numerals) is a Grand Success

Events of nudity, and making out, both took place making “The Big Gay Jeff S. is Moving to Toronto because he caught the Hi five (in roman numerals) and the Doctors are Better There Party” everything it was supposed to be and more.

I’m not sure at which point it turned into the “Hi Fi Party” (for short) but when we all started signing him with a sharpie® it seemed pretty clear. Having left with a back covered in drawings sayings and 51.7 tic-tac-toe games that he’ll never be able to wash off, Jeff was happy as could be since the waitress made out with him.

Jeff good luck in Toronto, it’s not that bad, and you might not be the only guy to make out with that waitress that night (just kidding) but you are definitely the best (no I really mean it)

We love you Jeff and we’ll miss you Bud, until next month when we trash your new apartment and offend your neighbours.

*in case you can't make out the writing it says 'if found naked please administer orgasm'