We had a close one this week-end against Sherbrooke the score was 3-0 in the first half and although some would argue that the score didn’t reflect the game; the score reflected the game. In the first half the game seemed like a kicking game. It was not uncommon to see a kick, a return kick, another kick and then one more return kick. Although this was a frustrating game to play it was a testament to our discipline. Our main goal in the first half was to play our game and not be drawn in to an open game where anything could happen.
The plethora of second’s players who came up to fill in for real life wedding crashers proved they weren’t seconds players at all; they are simply first guys who play second’s.
Holding the team to 3 points was also an accomplishment since they did have speed in the backs and we could have won by more if the fullback would have ran the baLL DOWN THEIR THROATS! So how about ten reasons why I think the fullback didn’t run the ball.
10. If he would have tried everybody would have seen that Ovett’s a better runner even with only one ACL
9. That guy they had in the backs was sick fast and if he would have caught him from behind everybody would have seen it and the girls were all watching while they warmed up.
8. That field was way narrower than a normal field it was like a kick return on a high wire.
7. Guillermo said not to
6. The forwards said not to
5. Ovett said to
4. His ankle hurt and his gay was flaring up
3. He was saving himself for the touch game on Sunday and he schooled everyone on Sunday
2. He thought he would find touch at least once that game
1. His girlfriend went to Saranac Lake and took his balls with her to make sure there were no “indiscretions.” I didn't even know they were detachable until this week-end.
The game ended 21-3 and the Sherbrooke guys were the most generous hosts we've had all year. They were all class and good times were had by all, especially after a game that turned a little bit messy late in the game.
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If by schooling you mean by breaking stereotypes on how not all black guys are fast, then indeed, we were enlightened!
Guys everybody e-mailed me to find out who this anonymous squirrel is, and after doing some digging it's the guy who got picked last for touch football on the beach and the only actual guy who has played football.
you got questions we got answers
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