Tour Rules

These are the tour rules Hot Dave sent out, I may have
forgotten to send them to my brother, oops..


This year's NY 7's tour will be called the TMR "Fast and
Loose in NY" Tour, because that's how 7's is. This year
the tour rules will be very simple and are as follows:
1- You must have tour shades.
2- You must have a lego man, the coolest one you can
  concoct.
3- Your Lego man must have a name and a fantasy, the
  fantasy must contain the words "fast" and "loose".

This is my lego man's story,

This lego man is a tribute to LL Cool J  and his clothing
line,  LL’s clothing line is FUBU -For Us By Us.  He makes
baggy clothes that make black guys look like clowns so that
they can’t get jobs and work for ‘the man’.  He does this
because he is smart and caring and knows that you don’t get
ahead by working for ‘the man’, you get a head by becoming
him.  This lego man has only one leg because LL rolls up
one leg on his jeans to show that he’s smart and he always
has a leg up on the competition just like we will in New York. 

LL Cool J has been his hero forever and his fantasy is to meet him in New York. He has sold millions of records and his greatest accomplishment was staying alive until the end of ‘Mindhunters’ and paving the way for black guys in suspense movies to stay alive until the end. In another movie ‘Any Given Sunday’ LL sleeps with fast and loose white women. This lego man likes fast and loose white lego women. Although I would never condone sleeping with fast and loose white women those chicks were ‘H’-‘O’-‘T’ hot.