Banquet 2005
The 2005 Beaconsfield Rugby Banquet was a success.
Award winners were Jeff Sehn for Most Improved Player with honourable mentions to Ryan ‘Squirrel Paw’ Wilds and ‘Handsome Hudson’ Mike Crowle.
Pat ‘The Rasta Stunt Man’ Kerton won The Hard Man Award with honourable mentions to Matt ‘The Other Jamaican” Heron and Mike ‘I hate Jamaicans’ Antonekia.
Andy ‘Everyone’s Favourite President’ Cowell won team player and honourable mentions went to Jeff Ayoub and Hudson Duncan.
MVP went to Tim “007 license to Thrill’ Brown (link to his blog on the right hand side) with honourable mentions going to Fil Dobrosielski and Tim “In Recovery but off the Wagon” Quinn.
The Democracy Award for the player who was the worst choice for his position except for all the others went to Ovett “what made you think you could play scrumhalf” Edwards.
The ladies showed up looking beautiful as always and the crowd was far too awestruck to hear who was given which award, for what, especially with all the cat calls and marriage proposals being yelled out. Did I mention how good Zoe, Lisa, Mel and Dion looked? They were my dates. Honourable mentions go out to Arielle, Van and Melina who know better than to date me.
There were a number of highlights throughout the evening and it is unfortunate that I can’t seem to download any pictures to this site. Although the best part of the evening had to be seeing Gill’s girlfriend’s boob, and I was never able to download mental pictures. I must say that was a very nice boob and you don’t have to take my word for it ask Tim Q.
posted by Ovett at 10:42 AM
4 Comments:
Yes her boob popped out. Yes it's a nice boob (only the right one is nice) and no you didn't have to mention it online, Melonhead. Do you remember the conversation we had once about how girls that feel confident tend to put out? Well...Girls that feel comfortable wearing premiscous clothing tend to wear slutty/hot clothing. Now you've reuined it for everyone.
ps.MELONHEAD
You left out the fact that you sat in the corner and cried all night. No dancing, no drinking, no talking to any of your dates. I know why and I'm going to tell the world....
The reason you were so shy in the corner was that you were so proud at how goooood your fly-half looked. The hot suite the sweet as sugar moves on the dance floor. That money ass! You were star struck and it cast you into a state of shock and reflection. But boy was it boring. Next time tell that sexy #10 to tone it down so that you can be the star that you are.
ruined it for everyone, i'll agree. she'll never trust you again. ever. or maybe she never did?
~oh yes.. and guys that sit in the corner are never the one's that get picked up. so stop taking out your bitter disappointment in not getting laid on some hot chicks super hot outfit.
what can i say? that suit was pretty hot.
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